shiitmonasays

Me n mona n her sis was at the movies. We went out to make a lil visit to ze toiletz. It was a men and womens toilet. We saw the queue, basically women dominated all of it til we saw this lil chinese guy... And so I said; why the hell does he have to stand in the line to go to the toilet, just go outside and pee. He's got a "hose" (I know it sounds bad, but its TRUE! us ladies r suffering here!!!) ... and so mona drags the subject and begins philosophizing and saying; "yeah, he can go outside and pee. maybe in a trash can.. u know those with a hole on top for the cigarettes.. Oh no, he's too short, I might have to lift him up while he is pissing".... LIFT HIM UP, WHILE HE'S PISSING?! Mona sure is a people lover, loves to help the people. Especially the less fortunate ones (short ones)