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Here's the real shizzle.. Mona saying qo6iye 9iniye aka china box :') OMG!

Mona is ditching a class; BOOOWEER TO THE STUDENTS!
.. hahahahahahaha

Mona was texting in class.. Her teacher walks up to her n asks her what she's doing.. She replies; have u ever heard about zmz (=sms)

LOOOOOOL!!

Chinese mafia?!?!?!

For the Arabs; mona translated China Box into Qo6iye 9iniye..

Omg omg omg !!

Shut down the lights; I WANT TO SEE!


Do I HAVE to say more......?

We r going to twida tomorrow... Skypeing with mona n her Sis mona says; I'm afraid for tomorrow, i feel like my virginity is going to be taken....

She is scared. Of going to the movies... She is so weird. Oh God!

Mona showed me this n she said; TROLL....... TROLLPORN! n I didn't know how to react n what to say. Wtf wtf wtf....

Basically, mona and i where talking n out of nowhere she asked my why isn't there any cigarette commercials? That is NOT the anti smoking ones.. N I was like because they also say smoking kills... And then out of nowhere she said; imagine if weed was legal, imagine how funny the commercials would of been :')

Indeed my friend, so much fun. Can't believe her brain cells are thinking about matters like this...... Hih!!

Basically someone, X, asked mona what her dad did for a living... She replied, CLOWN!

...oh lord, have mercy on my soul!!!!!

So basically I get a text from an inside source (sounds pretty evil-ish hihihi) telling me something real dumb ass sh*t that mona did...

You know there are these knives for eyebrows, she had put one in her pocket and went on n about with her life til she decided to put her hand in her pocket, the one with the knife. And so she got injured.. Now, the silly thing is; WHY ON EARTH WOULD YOU PUT A 'KNIFE' IN YOUR DAMN POCKET?! how silly can one be, apparently; monA-sillY. WORD! x

'If I was to be indian (as in India and not the other Indians) my name would be PAADDDUUUUKKKAAAAA!!' /Mona

I like that. Screw mona. Go for Paduka!

I can't recall when exactly she sent me this, but she did and I laughed so bad I was screaming... This guy sure takes the 'make yourself comfortable' phrase to a whole other level..

Hey, at least he's tidy, look at how his shoes r placed neatly next to him. HAH! epic one mona x

Like, all respect to the Jews; but me isn't one.. So this name does not suit me at all.... But dear sh*thead mona texted me n said, hey I found the perfect name for you... And sent me that pic!

Fun times, whenever I'll call her THAT will come up..

What mona also repeatedly said during eid was in Arabic; inshallah 3idich zen bedon saddam hussein.....

Which basically means when translated; hopefully your eid is good without saddam Hussein (it has a better sound to it in Arabic tho... LEARN ARABIC!!)

Where the hell did she get saddam from?! :') love it

Sitting at aunties house, it's eid. We r bored. Mona pulls out the most random comment ever; I JUST WANT TO PULL OFF EVERYONE'S CLOTHES... Whatta?! Why would u do that.. Have some sympathy for my poor eyes :')

The new modern greeting for Eid according to mona; EID MUBARAK B*TCHES!

We are 5 girls in the room.. Mona looks at all of us as if she just figured out the cure for cancer;
HEY, WE ARE JACKSON 5!

When welcoming a person she knows, Mona says;
HEEEEELLAAWWW, COFFEE? TEA? GIRLS? SHISHA?!

When mona is feeling very comfy and pleased she says;
AAAAAH, IT FEELS LIKE IM IN BAGHDAD!

Indeed it does Mona, indeed!

Mona: I always wanna sing along to a song, but that would result in me not hearing the actual song... Therefore, I dont sing along.. FML! -.'

Like for real, she sent me this pic and I didnt know how to react..
What the FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDGE?!?!

I PISSED MY PANTS WHEN I SAW THIS PIC, MONA SENT ME IT.
Now, how do you actually react to a picture like this.. huuh??

Mona has this period in her life when she always said; IS THAT MONA?! whenever she saw like the window of a car, or the glas-doors of a store, she stops and waves to herself and admires herself whilst saying (screaming) IS THAT MONA?! if that aint epic shit, I dont know what the hell is -.'

Mona always warns and tells people whats haram and not (that she lives by those rules are a whole diferent thing..)
So she sent me this picture once, telling me flip playboy the finger and here comes PRAYBOY!! mashallah :')

You know this smiley --> :P   Mona wondered how the hell you could apply that into her beautiful everyday life, and it ended with that she went about saying (screaming); PEEEEEEE!! (not as in pee toilet pee, but peeee as in [peeee'h])

7years: muum Im done!!! (toilet)
12years: MUUM Im done but why is it red??!! (toilet)

... Explain to Mona why a girls pee becomes red at a certain age, FML LOL!

GRAB SOMEBODY MUSLIM TELL EM PRAAAAAAAAAAAY!!
(Pitbull- everything)

Epic moment with Mona.... FML!