shiitmonasays

Just a few days ago me n loads of cousins went to Denmark. N mona were strolling down the street with a baby carriage, a stroller. And she looked at all the people and told each n everyone ' look, this is my kid. This is my kid'. And the people stopped n looked surprised n smiled at her as if shes crazy.

And also my cousin, call him Deezy, came up to mona n started talking to the baby in the stroller n she yelled out load PEDOOPHILLLEEE. I swear, at the least 3 guys stopped as if to protect her. Ammmaaaaazzzziiiinnggg looool x

Soooooooo my both bros got engaged *applause applause* and mona was talking to me and how I'm next?! She said, u know how the biological clock goes tick-tocckk- well, your goes TIK TIK TIK TIK TIK TIK TIK! loooooooooooooool xx

Mona and I were having a convo discussing wheeeeeeere did the sun go all of a sudden. So I suggested the sun went to the restroom to powder her nose. And mona replied noooooo, she went to by a dress because she's got a date with the moon :') please. If ur Iraqi/Arab, read it. Whole lot better in Arabic lmao. Bless her weird innocence xx

Yeah I had an exam coming up n I was nervous. Mona texted me n said; hopefully you will do good and make the entire Iraqi nation proud. I was like LOOOOOOL WHAATTAA? dafuq did they get in the picture?! What a burden..... xx

So basically I got glasses now, wiihooo. And I sent my dear mona a pic of me and she replied ... Well... Read it loooooooool xx

Oh man. I get on this app. N find this from mona. She's writing in Arabic (obviously), more precisely, she is philosophating.....

She wished she could go faaaaaar away. And have wings. And fly. Flyyyy til she becomes tired, or actually, til her wings becomes tired. She wishes all that, and yet she states the fact that a human being will and can not get everything they want... So she is just going to sit quietly and imagine her made-up wings...

Poor girl. Bless ur heart, 15 years old and such a nutthead. A damn nutthead indeed x

Our nails done, best manicure ever.... Or?? Hmmmfff, silly ol' mowhna. Fun times tho, fun times indeed x

Ain't that a sight... Party in Baghdad, mona; u lil ol' joker! x

Mona observing a lil baby running around; babies get such a nice ass with diapers; IMMA START WEARING DIAPERS..

Please please don't -.- fml!

Here's the real shizzle.. Mona saying qo6iye 9iniye aka china box :') OMG!

Mona is ditching a class; BOOOWEER TO THE STUDENTS!
.. hahahahahahaha

Mona was texting in class.. Her teacher walks up to her n asks her what she's doing.. She replies; have u ever heard about zmz (=sms)

LOOOOOOL!!

Chinese mafia?!?!?!

For the Arabs; mona translated China Box into Qo6iye 9iniye..

Omg omg omg !!

Shut down the lights; I WANT TO SEE!


Do I HAVE to say more......?

We r going to twida tomorrow... Skypeing with mona n her Sis mona says; I'm afraid for tomorrow, i feel like my virginity is going to be taken....

She is scared. Of going to the movies... She is so weird. Oh God!